When you wash a car, it tends to rain that same day.

When I sign up for a race, something always pops up on that race day.

I signed up for the Nike + Human Race. It is a 10k, and for a $35 dollar registration fee I think it is supposed to basically stop all wars and make the earth completely peaceful. I now have a last minute family obligation that has popped up, so I can't do the race. It takes place on Randall's Island, followed by a concert from the All aMerican Rejects, or some shit like that.

Sorry World.

Sorry Rejects.